2004-03-26 [Lerune]: I'm on it! lol

2004-03-26 [Malnu]: you want some too? *evil grin* er... did I say that out loud? *wink*

2004-03-26 [Lerune]: *giggles* I'm supposed to be HELPING Cali...lol

2004-03-26 [Calico Tiger]: I think he's just luring you in to give you a good goosing ;)

2004-03-26 [Lerune]: No goosing! *hides behind Cali*

2004-03-26 [Calico Tiger]: *gooses Lerune*

2004-03-26 [Lerune]: Ack! *tries to bite Cali* lol

2004-03-26 [Malnu]: well.. this just got that much more interesting

2004-03-26 [TheRogue]: *munch* popcorn? XD

2004-03-26 [Lerune]: *envisions the guys pulling up a couch and sharing popcorn while they watch*

2004-03-26 [Malnu]: sure *sits down next to Rogue and digs into the bucket of popcorn** got any salt?

2004-03-26 [TheRogue]: salt? man salts for babies! here's a BEER. *grin* salt... sheesh.. what do i look like? a friggin McDonalds??

2004-03-26 [Malnu]: Well... if you insist. *takes beer pops the top and chugs it down*  Peanuts?  =P

2004-03-26 [TheRogue]: look... i give you popcorn you ask for peanuts.. why don'tcha go get some caramel and we'll make some frikkin CRACKERJACKS you schmuck! JEEZ..LOL

2004-03-26 [Malnu]: **reaches behind the couch** This what you want? **pops the top on a jar of Smuckers Caramel Topping**

2004-03-26 [TheRogue]: Hmm.. women.. caramel...sticky.. HEY! anyone have a TWISTER game? *grin*

2004-03-26 [Lerune]: *giggles and watches the "odd couple" on the couch*

2004-03-26 [Malnu]: Lerune looks like she'd play a mean game of twister

2004-03-26 [ButterflyFairy]: I'm in if it's naked Twister!!*grins*

2004-03-26 [Lerune]: ^_^ Me too!

2004-03-26 [Sylvia Rote]: whoa...i walk in on the weirdest things...~gasps~ caramel!!~takes it~ remember sharing this Rogue? ~drinks some~

2004-03-26 [Calico Tiger]: O_O I go sleep and miss out on some cracker jacks. Dammit >_<

2004-03-26 [Malnu]: see what you get.... *sticks out tongue*

2004-03-26 [Calico Tiger]: *grabs Malnu's tongue and puts a lemon drop on it*

2004-03-26 [Malnu]: yummmm....thanks. me likes lemons.

2004-03-26 [Calico Tiger]: I used to love those things. Till I realized their sharp hard candy points kept cutting my tongue and roof of the mouth >_<

2004-03-26 [Malnu]: **checks his tongue** I don't see no cuts.  **reaches over to cali's tongue** still don't see no cuts *grin*

2004-03-26 [Calico Tiger]: *slobbers on Malnu*

2004-03-26 [Malnu]: awww.....how sweet **pets her head**

2004-03-26 [Ashurii]: -eyebrow twitches @ Malnu.- How convenient. I log off and -then- you touch my ass. Now you shall die. -pounces and proceeds to start beating the crap out of him.- -.-'

2004-03-26 [Malnu]: ack....**blocks most the blows** hey now... all fun in love and war... **starts to giggle under the onslaught**

2004-03-26 [Ashurii]: Hn..sure... -continues, just not as hard.-

2004-03-26 [Malnu]: **begins to laugh histerically** cali help... shes starting to tickle

2004-03-26 [Calico Tiger]: *lands on her ass as she was knocked aside when Malnu got pounced* Owies... *cheers Ashurii on* Tickle him till he pees!

2004-03-26 [Ashurii]: Sure thing...besides...I think he's indirectly calling me weak.. O_o; -continues beating.-

2004-03-26 [Malnu]: **pauses for a moment perplexed on how long it took her too fall** whoa!!  **goes back to laughing** your no help....=P

2004-03-26 [Ashurii]: Bah. -gets bored and stops, getting off him. Before she walks away, she kicks him for good measure.- =P

2004-03-26 [Malnu]: ompf **holds side** was that necessary? **looks at cali** what you grinning at? you just lucky I'm about to head to the shop. =P

2004-03-26 [Ashurii]: -shrugs slightly, then sits down somewhere.-

2004-03-26 [Calico Tiger]: It was one of those cartoon moments. Much twirling of arms to keep from toppling over, but failing in the end ;)

2004-03-28 [Ashurii]: Horrah! Another Groupie person. ^^

2004-03-28 [Malnu]: yep, you're not alone now... **pinches her behind as he walks past**  =P

2004-03-28 [Ashurii]: ... Do you wish to have a repeat of the other day.... -glances at him.-

2004-03-28 [Calico Tiger]: Get him! Get him!

2004-03-28 [Malnu]: **hurries out of the room** I'll be back for you Cali  *grin*

2004-03-28 [Stratakus]: ~Snickers and hoses all the slobber Calico has ever dumped on the poor people of Elftown whcih fills 20 fire trucks back at her~

2004-03-28 [Calico Tiger]: *threatens Strat with a bucket of slobber*

2004-03-28 [Ashurii]: -warps to a separate room to avoid the extremly large mess.- 0.o;;

2004-03-28 [Stratakus]: A Bucket will only be added to the already bursting waterworks.

2004-03-28 [Malnu]: **peeks back in before he leaves for a few hours** whoa what a messy Calico *grins and leaves*

2004-03-28 [Calico Tiger]: *makes a Malnu voodoo doll and dips it in the bucket of slobber*

2004-03-28 [Stratakus]: She brought it upon herself... And I was bored and thinking of a way to pick on her

2004-03-28 [Ashurii]: Aww... How cute. ^__^ @ the voodoo doll.

2004-03-28 [Malnu]: **peeks in again**  hey... that wasn't nice... now I'm all slimey wet... I need to change before I leave now. =P

2004-03-28 [Ashurii]: -high-fives Calico.- XP

2004-03-28 [Stratakus]: ~Puts the fire trucks away for next time and gives Calico a cookie~

2004-03-28 [Calico Tiger]: *sits happily in a corner eating her cookie*

2004-03-31 [Calico Tiger]: You know, she'll kill me for it, but Lerune could be the Rainbow Brite Division *grins*

2004-03-31 [Lerune]: Only if I get to be Indigo. ^_^ She was my favorite Color Kid. XD

2004-03-31 [Stratakus]: Oh? How so?

2004-03-31 [Lerune]: Ooh -- do I get a sprite? Can Ducky be my sprite?

2004-03-31 [Calico Tiger]: *tries to picture ducky as a sprite and busts out laughing*

2004-03-31 [Lerune]: Isn't it a great image? ^_^ He can "ride Starlight" with me. ;o)

2004-03-31 [Calico Tiger]: LOL! You naughty woman!

2004-03-31 [Stratakus]: Alright you two, get a room... with a view.

2004-03-31 [Lerune]: Seriously, I always thought the Color Kids were SO cute. Patty O'Green and Buddy Blue. ^_^

2004-03-31 [Calico Tiger]: I only ever loved Rainbow Brite's horse ;) I was more into the Smurfs, My Litlte Pony and Strawberry Shortcake (gawd her hair smelled yummy!) than Rainbow ^_^

2004-03-31 [Lerune]: I never was much on Strawberry Shortcake, but I loved Rose Petal Place. it was a magical flower garden that STILL appeals to my inner fantasy-lover. ^_^ (Laughs at the girly estrogen being introduced to an otherwise testosterone-laden wiki)

2004-03-31 [Calico Tiger]: It's a nice change to that frito smell ;)

2004-03-31 [Lerune]: *boils potpourri* lol

2004-03-31 [Stratakus]: ~Lifts his arms and releases his underarm odor, the true scent of man~

2004-03-31 [Lerune]: *heads toward [Stratakus] with Dove body wash and a bath pouf*

2004-03-31 [Stratakus]: I already use Dove moisturizing shampoo, and Finesse Conditioner, and Herbal Essences Lavander shampoo. I'm about as girls as a straight man gets.

2004-03-31 [Lerune]: LOL I am all about Dove...lol I use Dove moisturizing conditioner and shampoo, but not the body wash. I am partial to the bar -- I have used both and like the bar much better. And don't forget the facial scrub. =oP

2004-03-31 [Stratakus]: I dont' want anything on me that's refered to as a Facial

2004-03-31 [Lerune]: *whaps Strat* Facial cleanser you silly! Of course it IS white and creamy-looking, and...well, it smells much better and is intended to care for the skin on my face! XD

2004-03-31 [Stratakus]: Ooo... 24... yeah you'de better start early before the wrinkles start to form at age 25 ~Grins~ And thus is where my 19ness shows through.

2004-03-31 [Lerune]: I could care less about wrinkles, I just like having soft, healthy skin. ^_^

2004-03-31 [Stratakus]: ~Rubs her cheek~ Ooo softness..... (I do this whenever the girls at work tell me they took a shower. Except it's their hair I stroke and pet)

2004-03-31 [Lerune]: lol I am fanatical about my hair...lol Of course, it is VERY long, so I have a lot of it to take care of. But, it is the first thing most people notice about me, so it has to be healthy. ^_^

2004-03-31 [Stratakus]: Mine's full of fl aways...... oh god stop making em talk girly! I do that enough at work since it's an ALL FEMALE STAFF... plus me. I mean.. the Owner and his Son the Co-owner are male, but the rest o f the staff all across Canada are female except me, so I'm the only male assistant manager out there.

2004-03-31 [Stratakus]: And now I'm going to bed

2004-03-31 [Lerune]: *tee-hee* Let there be more talk of conditioners and scented candles! =oP

2004-03-31 [Calico Tiger]: *loves the Dove body wash* That stuff smells good! Not as nice as my Soft Soap milk and honey body wash, but our store doesn't carry that one anymore >_<

2004-03-31 [TheRogue]: strat.. you pansie! LOL.. *washes self with lava soap and manly shampoo.. like.. uh.. Manlypooh...er..somethin..something MANLY

2004-03-31 [Calico Tiger]: Oooooo I bet you lie! *sniffs Rogue* OOoooooo flowers!

2004-03-31 [Calico Tiger]: And don't forget her guard status in there ;)

2004-03-31 [Lerune]: I put it there. ^_^ I still want it known that Ducky is my Sprite. ^_^

2004-03-31 [TheRogue]: you'll jest hafta take a shower with me to find out kitten.. .*smirk*

2004-03-31 [Calico Tiger]: Wooooo Rogue wants to hang with a wet pussy.... cat ;)

2004-03-31 [Lerune]: Ooooh...wiki crashing begins! Oh, wait, can we crash a wiki we made? We may have to move to someone else's wiki...lol

2004-03-31 [Calico Tiger]: *gooses Lerune*

2004-03-31 [Lerune]: *pinches Cali*

2004-03-31 [TheRogue]: lerune and cali sammich?

2004-03-31 [Calico Tiger]: Tasty!

2004-03-31 [TheRogue]: with relish...

2004-03-31 [Calico Tiger]: ;) What a lovely thought I take to sleep with me *slobbers on everyone and gooses Rogue on her way off to sleepy sleep*

2004-03-31 [Malnu]: awww... and just when this conversations was gonna get interesting... too late to see about the wet pussy.......cat. =P

2004-03-31 [Calico Tiger]: Figures that would catch Malnu's attention ;)

2004-03-31 [Malnu]: you always catching my attention Cali =P

2004-03-31 [Stratakus]: ~Sitsd back on a big couch that suddenly appeared and eats some popcorn waiing for the fun to begin and then wonders what inspired the nekkid piccie of Lerune~

2004-03-31 [Sylvia Rote]: ~believes she would make an excelent brute~ ^_^

2004-04-01 [Malnu]: just say the word Sylvia...let me or rogue know, and we'll put you in the groupie section =p

2004-04-01 [Calico Tiger]: Or, if she keeps up with the reporting of stolen images, she could be a patroller ;) *gets out some hypnogoggles and tries to make Sylvia report more*

2004-04-01 [TheRogue]: *grin* Sylvia Rote.. patroller.. i like the sound of that.. ;)

2004-04-01 [Sylvia Rote]: oh, i only reported two stolen items in ET; that's nothing special

2004-04-01 [Calico Tiger]: Right. Which is why you should go report more for a while so we can make a patroller out of you *starts stalking Sylvia*

2004-04-01 [Sylvia Rote]: o.O oh goody! now i have 3 stalkers ^_^

2004-04-02 [Ashurii]: -wonders what she missed.-

2004-04-02 [Stratakus]: I've just reported two people who I've warned twice... Grr. I'm sick of giving people second chances. I bet they think I dont' watch their houses after sending them a warning... ~Decked out in ninja gear with night vision goggles~ I know all.... and see all... I watch them all night and day and even in the shower if they're hot enough.

2004-04-02 [Ashurii]: Ninja Link... >_> -hands from ceiling.- O.o o.O

2004-04-02 [teptep]: what a wonderfull april fools joke this year. not as big as the last one but certainly cool.

2004-04-02 [teptep]: yeah I had to deal with [bambam] she told me to f*ck off and told me they where not gonna take the picture they had up down, even after giving the rules and warnings.

2004-04-02 [Stratakus]: What was the April Fools joke?... ?? ......

2004-04-02 [teptep]: the no cussing rule.

2004-04-02 [Calico Tiger]: Go read the Main Street news, Strat ;)

2004-04-02 [teptep]: guess only the gaurds and patrollers got it, wait your a patroller shame !

2004-04-02 [Stratakus]: Uuuuh.. Whenever I log in I usually have like.. 10 messages waititng for me so I tend not to reads themain street updates and get right ot checking messages and catching up on the wiki's I watch. I have no time to read the main street because I have a job to do!

2004-04-02 [Calico Tiger]: Excuses.... *pounces on Stratakus and slobbers on him*

2004-04-02 [Stratakus]: Ack! I've ben slobbered on! ~Dies and takes his house with him~

2004-04-02 [Calico Tiger]: *sniffles* He was such a good man... a naughty man... a man who made excuses... We shall miss him. Rest in Peace, dear Stratakus...

2004-04-02 [Malnu]: oh get up Strat... you ain't hurt....stop fakin' it. =P

2004-04-02 [Calico Tiger]: *gasps* HE'S FAKING?? *boots Strat in the butt* You fiend!

2004-04-02 [Stratakus]: Anyone wanna lay the Smackdown to [The Purity of Brutality]? I keep reporting him and warning him but the little twerp just DOESN'T get the hint!

2004-04-02 [TheRogue]: he has been weighed, he has been measured, and he has been found wanting. *grin* I have layed the smakethdown on his candy ass. hah

2004-04-02 [Lerune]: Yeah, and I got the [bambam] chick, I just forgot to say anything. It's the lack of a sprite that is doing it -- what is a color kid without her sprite? =oP

2004-04-02 [teptep]: oh yeah [bambam] the one who told me to fuck off and refused to remove the linux picture, someone needs to give her a boot in the ass, she was blatenly rude and refused to even hear me out even though I was trying to be polight. the funny thing is they knew the picture wasn't theres and still didn't care.

2004-04-02 [teptep]: oh and [bambam] told me to fuck off during the april fools cursing ban, I even explained to her that she could get a banning for using the language.

2004-04-02 [Calico Tiger]: *comforts* Just gotta get used to that kinda thing ^_^ Some people are asses ;)

2004-04-02 [ButterflyFairy]: In my opinion,ALL people are asses...just at different levels of assholeness.;)

2004-04-02 [Calico Tiger]: *shows butterfly her ass*

2004-04-02 [ButterflyFairy]: *slaps Cali's ass*We see enough of your ass already.;)

2004-04-02 [Calico Tiger]: Well, I am the Lunar Division ;)

2004-04-02 [ButterflyFairy]: *moons the Lunar Division*

2004-04-02 [Ashurii]: Pun intended or no? Either way, nice play on words. X3

2004-04-02 [ButterflyFairy]: LOL!Pun intended...just had to say it.;)

2004-04-02 [Ashurii]: -nods.-

2004-04-02 [Calico Tiger]: That's why I am the Lunar Division, Ashurii ^_^ I've always got my mooning icon in my mood icon slot *grin* *moons everyone and goes back to trying to catch up on forums, losing the battle she is forever fighting*

2004-04-02 [Lerune]: Well, I am keeping an eye on [bambam], so all is well. Just kill them with kindness, it works everytime if done properly. ;o)

2004-04-02 [Sylvia Rote]: i agree completely with you Lerune ^_^

2004-04-02 [Calico Tiger]: As I've been at it longer, I have to disagree with the two of you ;) There are some people that no matter how much kindness you show them, it won't matter and they'll be assholes no matter what. Some people are just that way ^_^ But yes, generally it works

2004-04-02 [Calico Tiger]: And, with some people no matter how much kindness you show them, they'll still break the rules *coughpsychobitchcough*

2004-04-02 [Lerune]: Well, I generally try to be even nicer the uglier they get, and that always makes them into further asses...lol BUT, I can think of ONE person on ET in particular that it would NEVER work with and I can also recall a few instances where I have been forced to show my NASTY side. ^_^ That worked, too. I just haven't seen psycho bitch, but she is next on my list to get it. *grins evilly*

2004-04-02 [Stratakus]: Hmmm. I'm a Patroller. Can i be on the Brute Squad to for my Mad Ninja Patrolling Skillz?

2004-04-02 [Sylvia Rote]: i just try to use my brains and wit over their arrogance and ignorance

2004-04-02 [Calico Tiger]: That's pretty much what I do ^_^ Getting nasty or mean back to them is unprofessional, looks bad, and tends to make the situation worse. Granted, I guess being mean is subjective. Threatening them with a ban can be seen as mean if you're on the other side of the statement ;)

2004-04-02 [Stratakus]: By ninja skills. I warn them and the wankers seem to think that after they take down the picture, or don't, that I am no longer watching the house. Like BladeCrazed. I watched him and every time he updatedm, I had to report him every time.

2004-04-02 [Lerune]: Well, I obviously haven't been GUARDING long, but I have been on the Herald for a while, and peple skills are a must there. I am not perfect, so i do lose my temper sometimes, but I generally try to maintain my calm. Rational conversation usually helps -- it always has for me, but there are situations, I'll bet where people still won't listen. Like I told Shanra in the forum, we just have to continue to be the bigger person, and lead by example.

2004-04-02 [teptep]: I am usualy just mean, I can be a bit of an asshole myself but hell they should have a tast of there own medicen though it gets me introuble in the long run *grumbles*

2004-04-02 [Calico Tiger]: And that's why you haven't been made a guard yet, teptep :P You need to not do that ;)

2004-04-02 [teptep]: I will never stop! you can't make me naaaa!

2004-04-02 [Calico Tiger]: heehee

2004-04-02 [Sylvia Rote]: hehe

2004-04-02 [Calico Tiger]: LOL! [WaiF]'s photo is on main street at the moment *prepares for the next wave of complaints about his photo despite the SS message she left in his house*

2004-04-03 [Malnu]: people are blind to what sits in front of their face Cali... you know that already...so prepare to bombarded with a flood. *grins and pinches her bumm in passing* =P

2004-04-03 [Calico Tiger]: Fresh! ;)

2004-04-03 [Malnu]: **smells under arms** yeah, I'm smelling fresh =P

2004-04-03 [Sylvia Rote]: lol

2004-04-03 [Ashurii]: Heh.

2004-04-03 [Lerune]: *drowns in a sea of Herald work*

2004-04-03 [Sylvia Rote]: you need a secretary, Lerune...a nice hot young male one ^.~

2004-04-03 [Lerune]: Sounds good - got anybody in mind? ;o)

2004-04-03 [Sylvia Rote]: ....do like Johny Depp?

2004-04-03 [Lerune]: I don't think he'd volunteer to help me, but it's a nice thought. Maybe Adrian Paul... *sighs dreamily* But if that were the case, nothing would get done... ;o)

2004-04-03 [Sylvia Rote]: well something would get done....^.^

2004-04-03 [ButterflyFairy]: ...but it wouldn't be work...lol

2004-04-03 [Sylvia Rote]: lol

2004-04-04 [Lerune]: Well, I might be sweating, so I could technically classify it as work if I had to... ;o)

2004-04-04 [Sylvia Rote]: yes, under physical labor. ;)

2004-04-04 [Stratakus]: I was sweating at work today. Which was a bad thing since I forgot my antipersperent and other desmellifiers so there I was trying to reach for things without actually lifting my arms. It was horrible. Sweat is evil.

2004-04-04 [Calico Tiger]: LOL!

2004-04-04 [Sylvia Rote]: ewww....

2004-04-04 [Stratakus]: ~Throws the shirt he was using to absorb it all in Cali's face~

2004-04-04 [Ashurii]: Aww. Poor Stratakus.

2004-04-04 [Calico Tiger]: *pushes strat into a porta-potty that a large man with the runs just came out of and locks it*

2004-04-04 [Ashurii]: 0.o;;;

2004-04-04 [Ashurii]: Poor, poor Stratakus now. >_>;;

2004-04-04 [Stratakus]: Eww... ~Crawls out~ Alright. SO this is the Brute Squad eh? Well... Where do I get a bottle of brute to spray myself down with before seeking revenge on the ol' bag lady?

2004-04-04 [Sylvia Rote]: ~overs her face with her hands, hiding her laughing and to keep out the smell~

2004-04-04 [Ashurii]: -brings out hose and aims at Stratakus to help.- O.o

2004-04-04 [Stratakus]: ~Spreads his arms~ Lay it on me. Sure I'm allergic as heck to anything perfume but it hasn't stopped me from being an Axe Man

2004-04-04 [Ashurii]: -wonders where he got the perfume idea from. O.o She's talking about a hose..the kind that spreys water...you know... Anyway, she pulls the trigger on the nozzle and water shoots across the room at him at a high pressure, drenching him completely.-

2004-04-04 [Stratakus]: ~Is even more allergic to water than he is to perfume and dies~

2004-04-04 [Calico Tiger]: Strat's apparently one of the wicked witches

2004-04-04 [Ashurii]: Tch. It's impossible to be allergic to water. More than 70% of your body is composed of water. -.- -resses.-

2004-04-04 [Stratakus]: ~Comes back as a ghost~ Don't try to trick me with your science and logic!

2004-04-04 [Ashurii]: I'm not trying to trick you. I'm just saying what I know is right. -shrugs.- But if you're allergic to water, then so be it. -throws hands up.- I can't really say much if you are, in fact, a different organism than a human being.

2004-04-04 [Calico Tiger]: As I said... wicked witch ;)

2004-04-04 [Ashurii]: But hey, that's cool..if you're like, an elf or something... o.O Hehe.

2004-04-04 [Stratakus]: Well... my ears are pointy nand my style is arrogant and a sense of agelessness surrounds me but all in all ~Chucks a pie in Ashurii's face~ I'm more of a wind elemental. Not the kidn that come out of Calico though.

2004-04-04 [Ashurii]: Hn...lovely.. -licks some of the pie from her lips, then goes to the kitchen to clean her face off.-

2004-04-04 [Ashurii]: Back when I was L'rhaine Chrystalwynd, I was a water/ice elemental. I also had pointy ears.. My style, however, was not arrogant. At least I don't believe so.

2004-04-04 [Stratakus]: I'm not an arrogant elf. ... My online character is a .... um... He's in the 20 digits to his age mark story wise and he's a bit bipolar, though crazy tends to dominate... and his favorite thing is to make it rain pies from millions of tiny portals. Like I'm tempted to do to this mass majority of little children who I find uploading stollen things with the message "me like piktoor. it coooool. Duh"

2004-04-04 [Ashurii]: Rofl. Nice.

2004-04-10 [Malnu]: new groupie added =p  Welcome [Rennie]

2004-04-10 [Rennie]: *grins* thanks babe

2004-04-10 [Ashurii]: Yay. Another Groupie. ^__^

2004-04-10 [Calico Tiger]: *thinks Strat should be put up there for his Mad Shampoo Skillz*

2004-04-11 [Stratakus]: It's all in the conditioner I tell you. And my gentle approach to brushing my hair. It is sacred hair I tell you!

2004-04-12 [Calico Tiger]: Heehee ^_^